What: Man, by the time February comes around we've all had just about enough of winter. I mean, can you be any colder? That's why Oddmall Outpost: Assembly of Odd will be hosting this festive event. Join us as we rage against winter and mock the snowy madness that plagues this frigid realm.

HOW: Construct some sort of rudimentary Flintstone car out of snow and ice and mosey on over courtesy of your two feet. Or maybe take a bus. Just kind of show up whenever...
HUH: Indeed.
WHY: Because you don't get out enough and you could really use some stress relief. Don't let winter win. We'll be enjoying all sorts of summery activities, such as:
Wearing Hawaiian shirts.
Doing art projects.
Playing games.
Volleyballing and grilling hotdogs in the snow (unless there isn't any snow).
Shopping at Oddmall Outpost.
Hanging out with friends and making new friends.
Art workshops and demos.
Drinking complimentary tropical drinks.
Other fun stuff I haven't thought of yet. Probably something tiki related.